Attention AAC Operative:
Soon after our first contact with the Grays in 1947 at Roswell, New Mexico, the Alien Ambassador Corps was formed. The AAC's mission was and continues to be to learn from extraterrestrial beings and to teach extraterrestrial beings about earth culture. Recently, we have been contacted by a species from far beyond our galaxy. Using communication technologies that allow them to receive information from and send information to earth instantaneously (they have a joke about Einstein on their planet), the Tramalfagorians have tapped into our Internet and television broadcasts. They have already learned a great deal about us, but they would like to learn more and are requesting the help of the AAC. Specifically, the Tramalfagorians have requested that the AAC develop a variety of tutorials that teach them how to accomplish basic Earth tasks. Due in part to how the Tramalfagorians' brains have developed, they have also requested that each tutorial be presented in video form and as a web site with static pictures and text. Yes agent CB5, you may use animation to present the information. (It seems that they respond differently to the two forms of media and they are better able to learn when information is presented in pictures, text, and video.) Although the Tramalfagorians have suggested a few topics for these tutorials, you may develop a topic of your own. It seems that the Tramalfagorians are interested in all aspects of human culture. Topics suggested by the Tramalfagorians:
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